Alright, so time to explain myself. This shall be a nice challenge.
Let's see. Okay. I'm extremely offensive. I make racist comments all of the time. I love to talk about dirty things, no matter who happens to be listening.
I am brutally honest, if you just so happen to be an ugly mofo, I'll let you know, in the meanest way possible.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not that good looking either. But I believe it's my duty to let people know when they are busted as hell.
I'm actually pretty intelligent. I hate girls. There is only about a handful that I actually like. Girls are whiny and annoying and they just make everything worse. Oh, and thanks geniuses, I realize I am a girl, last time I checked I do in fact have boobs and a vagina.
No you may not check that out for yourself.
Which brings me to my next point, I will not send you "noodz". There are plenty of other girls with no respect for themselves out there, why don't you hit them up. If you ask me noodz, you will find yourself blocked.
I love music, however it is certainly not my life. At this moment in time, I am obsessed with ska music.
I love to dance. Very very badly. I really don't care who is watching.
I'll pick my wedgie in front of you. Again, I don't care. I'll also sniff my arpmit and burp. BUT I won't fart. Because girls don't fart or poop. I'm telling you.
Hmm, so that's pretty much it. Oh, and I love teeth. Sooo you should send me your teeth. Seriously, I want to make a necklace out of them.

teeth. makeup. false eyelashes. stretched ears. snakebites. trash. thrash. bubblegum. tattoos. hair spray. being pale. skeletons. cupcakes. skinny jeans. creepers. british accents. japanese fashion. fuzzy hoods. eyeballs. going to shows. zombies. metal. cameras. ice cream. clean hair. collar bones. saying no. drinking tea. dirty jokes. acoustic guitars. getting compliments. nervous laughs. dancing badly. holding hands. giving hugs. proper grammar. smiling. braces. plastic necklaces for children. coloring books. nice eyebrows. wifebeaters. late night calls. taking chances. light eyes. being happy. sharp jawlines. long car rides. chilly weather. whistles. shyness. walking in the rain.

Interpol, Radiohead, Tegan and Sara, Meg and Dia, My Chemical Romance, Taking Back Sunday, Misfits, Anthrax, Iron Maiden, Panic! at the Disco, Saosin, The Smashing Pumpkins, Black Flag.

Party Monster, You Me and Everyone we know, Requiem for a Dream, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgendy, Saw, Hostel, Enternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Numer 23, Little Miss Sunshine

Grey's Anatomy, Monk, Gilmore Girls, AquaTeamHungerForce, Family Guy, The Munsters, Futurama.

Harry Potter.